Wow! We need to get in front of this one. We may have beat even Fox news on this one.
President Barrack Obama, in a private audience with Pope Francis was canonized by the new pope. The Pope said the quickest way to sainthood is right thru the Islamist Socialist ideologies. And by crackers, President Obama meets all those critera. At one point the pope was asked why he did not take into consideration the fact that President Obama was not left out because of his birth certificate coming from Kenya. The Pope said that he was in meditation just yesterday and had a meeting with Jomo Kenyatta and President Kenyatta said, "I once knew some Obamas but they were from Zaire."
President/Saint Obama said that he has received renewed energy to bring back to the United States, part 2 of his great socialist plan. Saint Obama said that when he and the pope were in private they meditated and St. Obama had a vision of Mary who told him to make sure that everyone in the United States has broccoli at least one time a weak. She also said that not to worry about gun control because if criminals are the only one with guns then we can just stab anyone who gets out of line.
Saint Obama said that after such a long meditation that it was time to come down off the mountain (not the ones in Kenya) and try to find his way back home. He also said that Mary had told him to place a bet on the Stanford Cardinal for her. She said that she will be back in touch with him about the time he goes to the Grotto of St. Bernadette.
St. Obama is due back in the US on Saturday and everyone at that time will see that the entire hair on his head has turned sparkly silver.
We will report more on this as the Saint returns from England.
(Hope everyone knows I have my tongue planted firmly in my cheek! :-)