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Sunday, June 12, 2011

The Purple Shirts Are Coming! The Purple Shirts Are Coming!

Here is the latest news from the other side:


Global South Primates are planning a second GAFCON in 2013 to be preceded by a leadership conference in New York in 2012. This can only be seen by Dr. Williams as a smack in the face against his authority as GAFCON represents more Anglicans than he does. What about the failure of pan-Anglican liberalism doesn't he understand?
And how do we know this?  Well, not only has the website of GAFCON announced it but David Virtue has declared it to be true, and David Virtue would never lie to anyone.

That means the crack team of Gregory Venables, Peter Akinola, Henry Luke Orombi, Peter Jensen and the whole cast of :"Conelonialists come to town:  one if by land and two if by sea." are coming to New York in 2012.  These are the same fellows who gave safe harbor for the "Anglican" diocese of San Joaquin, Fort Worth, Pittsburgh and Quincy.  In exchange these diocese have sent cash to these neer-do-wells particularly in the first year of their absconding with the property (including cash). 

Well, I may have suggested this before but the time is really ripe what with the whole cast here in 2012.  Let's issue subpoenas to each and everyone who has received any cash from these diocese on the premise that they are part of the grand theft church property.  Then, let's request the police/state department to pull their passports and visas until the lawsuits can be settled.  How long do you think it would be before the lawsuits were once and for all settled?  You are reading correctly, let's wait till everyone gets to New York and then lock everyone in a room until the lawsuits are settled.  What do you all think?

And just asking, but do you suppose anyone in GAFCON has asked the Presiding Bishop for her permission to come to New York, her hometown to hold this conference?  Aren't we part of the Anglican Communion -- at least for a little while longer.

2 comments:

MadPriest said...

As Nero said to the Christians after comparing temple attendance stats:

"What about the failure of Christianity don't you understand?"

As the great Bob Marley once said:

"If you don't know your history you don't know where you are coming from."

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